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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Sweats

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    I see no enjoyment in eating something that makes you sweat profusely then makes your arse bleed the next day..
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    We don't get good kebabs down my way they are all cheap crap kebabs.
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    So you dont do fellatio then.
     
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  4. Zingy

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    When I was in the RAF we used to go to this Indian restaurant in Henley on Thames once a month, cracking place. This fat lad I used to work with nicknamed 'Big B' tried an off menu Curry, can't remember what it was called but the translation of it was 'Judgement day'. Dunked my Naan bread in it and after I couldn't even taste anything, he ate the whole lot...fat ****.
     
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  5. KingEric07.

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    I think there's a few people from Swansea on here ?

    One of the best curry house I've been in in the one over the road from a nightclub in Swansea. The nightclub was call JACKS or something with JACKS in the name anyway.

    It could be a **** curry house mind as I was steaming. Anyone been there ?
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

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    I went to university in Birmingham. We used to go for a curry once a week. They used to compete on who could eat the hottest one. I used to sit and laugh at them sweating as I washed my chicken omelette down with a pint of lager.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    you big girls blouse. .
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    I'm ex-RAF where were you posted?
     
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  9. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Can you get pork curries?

    Posks not really the right meat for it is it?
     
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  10. Zingy

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    Benson and Spadeadam (Hence how I met the Mrs and now live up North) <ok>
     
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  11. Sweats

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    well you would have to at ask me nicely and at least buy me a drink first.
     
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  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>

    You took your time getting onto that one sweats.

    Metaphorically speaking of course.

    :)
     
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  13. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How could you be so hurtful? You did say you hoped I'd take offence if you levelled any serions s..t at me. Well I have, you motherf..cking s..tstabber. <steam>
     
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  15. Chief

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    It's probably one of the worst in town, The Nawab! Full of pissed up blokes straight out of Jumpin' Jacks eating curry with bangladeshi jiz in it!!!!

    If you'd walked out of Jumpin' Jacks, turned left and walked about 300 yards you'd have had your choice of about five, two or three of which are as good as any I've ever been too.

    Including in Rusholme!!
     
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  16. Chief

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    Thai pork curries are fookin lush.

    Indians don't bother with it.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    Only spotted it lurking at the top of the page...
     
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  18. Sweats

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    it was indeed quite a cutting remark... ****ing omelette eating pansie.
     
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    It must have been the Bangladesh jizz that did it for me then. It was some of the lads from Neath that I went there with.

    The best curry house I have ever been too is the RajPot in Harrogate.
     
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    For those who dont know, the Alan whose username is 'Alan' should be avoided at all costs. Alan was involved in some very unsavoury things on this site including but not linited too: ringing Girvans job and reporting him to his bosses, seeing to it that jordan left the site , masterminded 9/11 Allegedly
     
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