O really- it’s just he can’t differentiate between ambulances and police cars , and seems prone to exaggerating things ?
My Melania Trump lookalike soon-to-be-ex wife frequently appears in my jokes. But seriously, the other day the Police came to my door with a photo of her. When I confirmed it was her the Policeman said, "I'm sorry but it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I replied, "Yes, but she's good in bed and looks after the kids."
His Mrs is a Charlton mad NHS worker in Canterbury, so yes he probably does assume all sirens are ambulances.... he's grateful she doesn't work in the hospital in Gillingham which has a awful reputation for Covid!
Yep Medway has it bad closely followed by Swale and Thanet , luckily I have little reason to visit any of those areas much although recently worked in Swale but only for a couple of days in an idyllic country village.
My mate does live in Whitstable btw Smudge, you can walk over the road outside his house and you are on the beach.
Picking up my prescription from Boots in Bromley earlier was an ordeal. The high street was packed, anybody disagree to there being a third lockdown in January? Don't get me started on the ignorant pricks without facemasks either
They call us DFL’s which can be either “down from London” or “ dumb f#cking Londoners “ depending on how charitable they’re feeling
The Surviving Covid documentary on C4 should be mandatory viewing for the anti vaccers. It’s horrific.
Apparently a substantial number of the people who don't want to take a Coronavirus vaccine are afraid of the injection itself. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55175483 OK, I accept a genuine phobia of needles and injections is a difficult thing to face. But how many people who've convinced themselves they're terrified of injections have a real phobia? And what is at stake? Thousands of lives, and our return to normal civilised life - which is essential to repair our economy. All the luxuries we enjoy - The NHS, clean water, food in shops at reasonable prices, law and order, power supplies not cut for hours every day - depend on having an economy that doesn't go bankrupt. We HAVE to get past this pandemic. So for pity's sake man up (and woman up) people. The jab lasts a few seconds. It won't really hurt you. But it will save our way of life and our vulnerable relatives.
