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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Thing about student debt is that you only start paying it back once you hit a certain salary threshold. Take your media studies degree, your circus skills degree and the old stalwart sociology degree and as long as you hover below the £26k mark you will never have to pay for it.

    Burd a while back got two student loans and had her tay-tays sorted out with the cash, said as she was a self employed hair dresser she'd never earn enough to have to cough up for the loan. Not just pesky darkies who know how to pull a scam.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Can one now matriculate for a Degree in Virology?
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yes that's what I thought but Toby apparently paid for his wizzy computer course with cash he made from his gap year working part time jobs.

    After 3 years in full time education he came out with £1500 debt owed to his drug dealer and no other monies owed .

    An amazing achievement if it's true
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Business as usual on here today then.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't like change.
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    You'll always be welcome in my shop. <ok>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didny realise you were of ethnic origin.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Klaus Shwab pulling the strings dismantling the Western World

    This isn't even a photoshop <laugh>


    Screenshot_20201203-132941_Twitter.jpg
     
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Got my degree for nish. To be fair I was in my 30's and work paid for it. Much to my surprise I got an Attila, couple of swots got Geoffs, most got Desmonds and a few of the stoners and pissy-pants got a Douglas. First lecture in the first term was packed, not enough room for everyone to sit down. By the end of it all the bogus "students" had jacked it in, probably still got to keep their grants.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I got a Bishop Desmond degree.

    That's right - a Tutu.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Just to keep the plebs in on it

    Geoff Hurst - First
    Attila the Hun - 2:1
    Desmond Tutu - 2:2
    Douglas Hurd - 3rd

    I am certain there are more up to date versions, this was 20 years ago.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> You're so ****ing clueless it's unreal.

    I don't have a fixation with your children, and it's creepy you even saying that. You've failed as a father, it's not my fault, yet somehow you see it as some sort of achievement. It's ****ed.

    I don't live in a single room, you don't even have a clue what I do for a living and my life is going swimmingly. When I made the mistake of inviting you over for a beer things were a bit ****ed, I had to drop everything to go home to help out my Mum as my Dad was sick and spent all my savings. You met me a few months after I came back, I was skint and living in a ****ty flat. That was 4 years ago, I've worked hard and now rent a 3 bedroom house in North London and have most of a deposit to buy a house. It's called work, you should give it go <cheers>

    The rest of your rambling is uninformed, as per. You think everyone stagnates and bitches about life. I didn't. I don't post personal info about my life on here anymore since you threatened to post my bank details and phone number on here, like the wonderful human being that you are.

    A mental health expert would resign due to the unrealistic workload if they had to chat to you ffs <laugh>
     
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    There's a lot of us about.
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I guess we can add 'Time' to the list of things you fail to understand. FFS <laugh>

    I went to Uni in 2004, back then you had to have lived in the UK (or be registered with a local council) to qualify for any grants or benefits. I lived on campus in the ****ty dorms, £40 a month all in, £1200 a year fees and it was £1.80 for a pint of Stella in the Student bars. I generally earned about £600-£800 a month working and the rest through other dodgy activities.

    I got my degree, Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence B.S.C. I aced my French Baccalaureat and got the equivalent of 11 As, had all my applications for Unis accepted and chose the coolest one.

    Don't start a pissing contest when you have a 0.1 inch dick <cheers>
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    ^^^^ Didn't read.

    Quick synopsis though - Derp
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    No-one gives a **** sonny.

    Derp.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Clearly your father failed miserably with you .
    You bring up my children all the time you thick **** it's really creepy and disturbing.

    You already confessed to be using your powers to make my life worse because you have an unhinged personal vendetta , that's incredible pathetic.

    You believe it's your civic duty .

    These are not statements that a balanced happy individual comes out with , it's borderline psychotic.

    You are extremely unhinged and take jokes about Dianne Abbott personally then take cheap shots at your perception of my personal life .

    I don't really understand why you have so much pent up rage and hatred towards myself and many of the posters on here but it's clearly not good for your mental health.

    You honestly come across as severely mentally disturbed.

    Honestly seek help.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Some amount of barry white posted on here about the virus/vaccine <laugh>

    One usually level headed poster in particular has went down the rabbit hole :biggrin:

    I expect to be bumping a few posts next year on here
     
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  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Katy Perry Diddy Ride?
     
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