Happy Stan Drew's Day!

I thought they were porridge wogs?

 

No but spent a lot of time here and Mike Scott still lives here.

 

Oi vey!

It's like watching Dumb and Dumber circa 2020.

Porridge wog is derogatory term for Scots you pair of Tards.

 

I knew what he meant he thought they were Irish

 

This information doesn't make it any better tbf.

 

The Jocks cocked up trying to take advantage by using the same date as the more popular Lancashire day.

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I’d reckon The Waterboys are the top scotch pop group to make the hit parade.

I’ve shook the hand that wrote “The Whole Of The Moon”. Unfortunately it was after it had been written so I can’t claim to have passed on any inspiration.

I also had that Deacon Blue bloke Ricky Ross turn up at my house one new year, along with that bird that warbles along with him. I said “ aye, ye can come in wance ye get that ****in’ dinghy oot ma driveway”.

Then a telt him “ dignity” wis a pile of ****e and a total rip off of “ the whole of the moon”.

**** didnae even gie me free tickets for the next Edinburgh castle new year bash.

Greetin’ faced fanny.

 

**** him , he’s dob !

 

thought as much mate, funny handshakes and religious blue references all over the shop.
Nearly ruined ma Hogmanay the turd.

 

Get ****ed you ****ing ****er. ****ing ****ity grammar Polis, get back to your ****ing Buckfast.

I like Aldo.