Monolith

Just a thought like like, but whilst I find the idea of intelligent life on other planets in the Universe extremely likely.

For us to have contact with them, they’d have had to have cracked travelling at the speed of light of faster, which is a tad of a long shot given it’s 6.7BN miles per hour lol.

Also having done so, and arrived here at a planet with life on it, after travelling for maybe thousands or even millions of years (keep up at the back) , the best thing they could think to do was to make some shapes in a corn field then ****ing off again.

It’s a no from me.

 

Or on the case of roswell having cracked time travel they simply crashed into a rock

 

It might have been a woman tbf, couldn’t park the ****er.

 

They teach that in our schools....and hundreds of millions believe it.....mad init.

By the way the Ricky Gervais version was funnier.... But good attempt at sarcasm

 

We are all travelling in space and time. We’re not really in control though.

 

Don't be shy..... What went on dude.

 

I mean ffs why would this alien race that's been sneaking around trying to avoid being seen leave a big metal pole in some rocks.

 

It’s taken us 18,000 years at the speed of sound to get here, looks boss lad, what shall we do now?

How about we just plant that big lump of alloy with rivets in it that we’ve got in the back somewhere?

Shout lad.

 

The one with blonde Jesus.

 

This deserved better.

#red hadron collider

Help me out mate.

 

You simply cannot comprehend just how many planets there are in the known universe.

For anyone to dismiss life out there for me is ignorant beyond belief.

And typical of a human top of the food chain in his head.

 

I'll post it later, games on in a bit.

 

That’s the one mate, the blonde haired Arab....born to a virgin. He must have been a big lad, as you can still have a chunk of him every Sunday 2000 years later at Mass, tastes of wafer with a hint of aftershave

Boss book.

 

Literally no one has though, read the thread minge.

 

I've often questioned why people seem to want aliens to be real.

So what there's none here

 

I'll log in after 10 then...... Enjoy the game dude

 

Which one

 

I can remember going to midnight mass in Germany one Christmas Eve, anyway at the end of the service the Priest comes round and tries to hand me this wafer, someone I was with, started muttering just take it. I'm like I aint sticking that in my mouth #TrueStory