Puberty Blockers

I only drink beer but not had one in a month,

Still got some in the fridge, I'm tempted to have 5 or 6 tonight, what the ****, we're all going to die soon anyway so may as well indulge.

 

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You stick to Top Deck sonny, there's a good wee runt.

 

Is that an old person joke?

 

He had been off it years and got 6 months to live so went back on the beer or wine with dinner but he took a trial drug and is still alive and drinking beer 3 odd years later. Beat the Covid there too.

Him and a couple of his mates are in the same wee fold and play cards and booze in each others gaffs all the time. Pity you have to be 55 to get in there or I'd be looking a gaff myself

 

No, just an observation that confirms you to be a total ****witted Derp basically.

 

Won't be long before this stops being a piss take

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