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should have seen this crumpet today my god

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  1. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    getting off my tube this morning a right nice bit of crumpet getting off i say looking at her she was polish but ****ing gorgeous had these tight black trousers and bushey blonde hair and i got a smile made my day!trouble is dont know any polish whats polish for fancy a shag?
     
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    jonathan acworth, Oct 4, 2011
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    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Have a ****,you'll be ok <ok>
     
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  3. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    these are right sorts living near me -noticed a lot of fit polish birds near you?my god their cute say the least
     
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    jonathan acworth, Oct 4, 2011
  4. irishgreen

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    This <ok>
     
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  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Send your panzer into her Polish Corridor
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Oct 4, 2011
  6. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    and aparantly shag like rabbitts
     
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    jonathan acworth, Oct 4, 2011

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    if you see her again say

    dej mi tvoi skirvini prachy (cant remember the exact spelling for this but say it as it reads)

    if she says no say

    vyser si voko ty piicha
     
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  8. MikeHunt

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    Thats my mother!!!
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    Why do the foreign lasses living near me all look like they should live under a bridge? <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 4, 2011
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    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    if you like the poles you should come to southampton, theres ****ing thousands of them.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 5, 2011
  11. Sam Axe

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    Or **** off to Poland <ok>
     
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  12. MikeHunt

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    Do you think there will be more poles than English at Wembley for the next round of qualifiers?
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    Probably. Half their country is living over here
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 5, 2011
  14. Psychosomatic

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    Obcy Hi. Chcia&#322;abym spa&#263; z tob&#261;. Niestety, jestem ca&#322;kowicie homoseksualnych.

    I think.
     
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  15. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    you do know you're going to have to translate that, don't you ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Oct 5, 2011
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    Is that you coming out??
     
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    babyhornetdan, Oct 5, 2011
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    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    &#8220;Hello stranger. I&#8217;d love to sleep with you.&#8221;

    The last sentence isn&#8217;t important.


    (Hornette Hi. Chcia&#322;abym spa&#263; z tob&#261;.)
     
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  18. Psychosomatic

    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting to think it might be.

    (Babyhornetdan Hi. Chcia&#322;abym spa&#263; z tob&#261;.)
     
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hello Mr Psycho Sir ;) and thank you! See, i'm learning quickly lol
     
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    Hornette_TID, Oct 5, 2011
  20. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    i thought i was seeing double for a minute lol
     
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