Oh why are we so ****?

Discuss.

 

Wishi?

 

This is all your fault for that Jinxing thread.

 

It's me, you tit.

 

Begins with a D and ends with a Onga

 

Rhymes with monga.

 

You 2 are as quick as our defence tonight.

 

I was going to commit to a joke where I replied to this about 5hours later, taking offence (get it... slow)

But I really can't be arsed.

 

Salah, Origi and yes, Mane too tonight = dogshite.

 

You and half our team tonight.

 

If @wishiwasinliverpool turns up and seems this thread she'll be a gushing mess. I think she should be thread banned for her own safety. @Zanjinho

 

And do Diego and Tobes while you're at it.

 

They'll just encourage them to go on the match threads. There is no escape.

 

Except for the league table. And our group table.

 

Done

No








PS... I'm not playing #modwars with Tobes; he's got bigger buttons than me!!!

 

Is that a euphemism for moobs?

 

Bump. By order of Solid.

 

The performances vs Atalanta and Brighton have been abysmal but we have to accept that our team is completely destroyed by injuries. The attack have zero service because we have no midfield, and we our most creative defenders are missing.

Only 2 players out of 7 are first choice starters in their respective positions in defence and midfield. It's no wonder our performances and overall style has been compromised. We just have to grind out results until our players are back fully fit, and we all need to adjust expectations and expect more dropped points.

 

This^ absolutely.
Thing is, we don't have to chase last year's points total, we only have to beat everyone else's this time. Despite all the problems we're still up there at the top, so things aren't all that bad. We just have to hope they don't get any worse.