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I'm nursing a broken cock.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by irishgreen, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    I was having a **** this morning and it just keeled over.

    Help!
     
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    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Same advice as I gave Holt I'm afraid <ok>
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    divorce the fatty and get a skinny burd.
     
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  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Play some JLS
     
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  6. addzlfc

    addzlfc Active Member

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    I hate it when that happens :(
     
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  7. - SW6 -

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    Are you Berbnanidez Videncia's Housemate?
     
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  8. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    You're bored.

    Buy a new porno mate I think!
     
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  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    see Amanda Knox's father said the tv trial left him exhausted

    left my right hand exhausted too...
     
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  10. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    True.Medro,s butt ****s on ytube don't do it for me anymore.<ok>
     
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  11. MikeHunt

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    I broke my cock on Holts girlfriend, she promised she would break up with him tonight tho so its good news for me!
     
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  12. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    is it still stuck up there?
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the girl is plain.
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye, but there is a good chance she's into kinky murder sex. She gets bonus points.
     
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  15. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    She is less than plain. She is a very ugly person because her soul is ugly and real beauty comes from the soul.
     
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  16. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    she could be innocent though.... :confused:
     
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  17. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    She's not bad.I've tackled worse <ok>
     
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  18. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    She's not bad! My ex was much worse. Had to take a pay cut on her!
     
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  19. AdamBanana20

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    <applause>
     
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  20. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    she's hot
     
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