British Politics

Cause for celebration!

The police still have the right to beat people up in the UK!

Happy days!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/educati...leforth-college-catholic-school-abuse-scandal

I blame the skools

 

They really don’t. I have witnessed more than a few incidents recently, when a sharp judicial dig in the ribs or even coshing with truncheon seemed appropriate, but the cozzers, conscious of being filmed by passing members of the public, have been forced to go all “Softly, Softly Task Force”.

 

So what you're saying is Peter Sexpest's tweets are a load of shìte.

Well colour me shocked!

As long as the colour is of a light tinge though.

 

Classic Archers, the police aren't heavy handed i saw a bloke once anecdotal evidence #2143

 

Imagine spending 45 years on this planet and your only marketable skill makes you less useful than this.

https://www.argos.co.uk/product/8584652

It's definitely the EU's fault though. Or Socialists. Or foreigners. Definitely not his fault, no siree, there's always someone else to blame when you're that far gone.

 

The police are quite prepared to stick the boot in. They just seem to be a wee bit more picky these days. If they get the order they will batter fùck out folks though.

Usually white folks it has to be said.

 

****ing bagpipes ffs? He was lucky to get away with anything less than a sustained and brutal kicking.

 

^^^^Lives in a bedsit and owns nothing apart from a herb grinder and a pizza cutter

 

Awww look, little Simon has some backup

I'd keep my head down if I was you tbh, you're in your 50s and spend most days obsessing about *****s, arguing with a downy and watching 27627282626272 hours of telly.

What a life.

 

Fact check I'm not 45 and they don't use those things in the gaming industry you can add that to the list of things you know nothing about .

Nice bait though .

Isn't age discrimination on the list of hate crimes now anyway you bigot ?

 

Skin another joint up kid. You're a whole lot less frantic when you're stoned.

 

Whadda ya mean you’re not 45 (stone ya ****)?

We’ve seen the pics mate, Jeremy Corbyn looked young and vigorous standing next to you

 

Bit early for that. Or you still on the Bucky from last night?

 

He's probably on a massive hangover/comedown after a 3 day PlayStation stellar and horse tranquilliser bender .

 

Your dad looked like he could pass for your brother in that picture you posted at St Mary's

 

No papist brew passes these Presbyterian well formed lips my friend.

 

I’ll tell him you said that. My old man’s a legend. 90 in September, and he’d be at St Mary’s this afternoon if they’d let him.

 

That's some innings.

My old chap is 75 and terrified of the Rona, going to meet him in the park with the kids for a socially distanced stroll this morning.