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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    C16E8F08-87EC-43EB-BC1B-F1CA61EC4C7A.jpeg What have you asked Santa for this year?

    I want this:
     
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    I'll get **** all as usual and if I do get anything I'll throw it in the bin after it's collected enough dried up human skin.
     
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    Mrs arriving on the 23rd. Off to Bali or Flores for 4days on 26th.


    And she is bringing chocolate!
     
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    Tell her to aim for 75% + cocoa..

    Lindt do a 90% one it's top
     
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    A takeover ??
     
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    I like Cadburys Milk.

    She has got me some of these as well. Coffee beans coated in dark chocolate. Superb.
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    Milk= sugar bro


    Yes I've had chocolate coffee beans before and liked them
     
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    Whisky
     
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    Only one I ever liked tasted of wood.... Weird
     
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    Eww you like hardened cock. I knew it
     
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    It was captain black or something
     
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    Some of the best ones do taste of wood or smoke
     
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    Yeah I went to liquid a few years ago after work and some bearded whiskey dude gave me a full educational and I was surprised to find I enjoyed one of the ones we tried.. Until then my only real experience was choking on my own vomit having downed a pint of bells
     
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    I'm hoping I'm getting Diego Maradona size approved mound of charlie.

    Failing that it'll be socks, aftershave and booze no doubt.
     
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    another day older
     
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