Off Topic Christmas Presents

What have you asked Santa for this year?

I want this:

 

I'll get **** all as usual and if I do get anything I'll throw it in the bin after it's collected enough dried up human skin.

 

Mrs arriving on the 23rd. Off to Bali or Flores for 4days on 26th.


And she is bringing chocolate!

 

Tell her to aim for 75% + cocoa..

Lindt do a 90% one it's top

 

A takeover ??

 

I like Cadburys Milk.

She has got me some of these as well. Coffee beans coated in dark chocolate. Superb.

 

Milk= sugar bro


Yes I've had chocolate coffee beans before and liked them

 

Whisky

 

Only one I ever liked tasted of wood.... Weird

 

Eww you like hardened cock. I knew it

 

It was captain black or something

 

Some of the best ones do taste of wood or smoke

 

Yeah I went to liquid a few years ago after work and some bearded whiskey dude gave me a full educational and I was surprised to find I enjoyed one of the ones we tried.. Until then my only real experience was choking on my own vomit having downed a pint of bells

 

I'm hoping I'm getting Diego Maradona size approved mound of charlie.

Failing that it'll be socks, aftershave and booze no doubt.

 

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