Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Basically everyone is born because of a disgusting perversion to lick each others genitals and ejaculate into a stinky hole... We're all punished thoroughly for this perversion

 

Yep,they exist,I was taken back in the 70s,was probed and they put a device in me that turns traffic lights red whenever I approach them,Twats

 

Mate there are literally billions of people around the world who believe exactly that. Nuts to me and you but each to their own and all that.

 

I think they should line them all up and ask them to demonstrate their faith and walk off the end of a cliff

 

What’s the last surprise?

 

Well it'll be the most unpleasant thing you ever experience won't it

 

You and me both. The very same thing happens when I approach a tidy lass. They just **** off and shout creep. If it wasn’t for the fact I have my hands in my pants......

 

They say before you go you have one last day or so of piece. I’ve seen a couple of people die when they appear to have one day where it looks like they improve and then they went.

 

I think natural death will be just like turning to stone

 

I reckon it will be like one permanent dream and you won’t realise it.

 

Back on aliens I used to work night-shift in a supermarket in my late teens... 10pm to 7am

One day one of these walked passed...

I was like " wtf"

 

Thank **** BZG did not buy us. They've appointed the Wally as technical director at Derby

 

You are faced with the one thing that absolutely terrifies you and die being unable to escape it.

 

I think we've just discovered I'm more negative than you

 

One permanent dream. The one thing that terrifies you and you cannot escape or wake up.

So spending eternity having Vanessa Felt sitting on your face.

 

Tbh I think it'll be like uuurrrrrrr WTF gggguuu this is it..... Then like when you're under general..... Then nothing

 

Dying in your sleep is the way to go.

 

This was one of my fav shows

 

The entire show was just comedy gold

A few buckets then watch was the mantra in those days