Oh my god... where did Elf also get that horse from?...... the Umpa Lumpa is one thing but that poor horse with Elf perving it up.
I have just had to call the Police to remove a down-and-out from my smoking area. He was sleeping on the bench and was belligerent when roused, and seems to have taken something. I did wonder if it might be Elfs having confused the date of his Sussex visit ...