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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    nah, her arse is about 6 feet wide.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    That's what her husband Gwen thought whilst shaving her minge. :0
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 21, 2020
  3. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    upload_2020-11-21_13-14-47.jpeg
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Well I've come back from Istanbul with a Continuous cough..

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    Hopefully just something else the next day or 2 should reveal
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 21, 2020
  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Get a test mate.
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It started in a schiphol halfway back and its slowly come on, but I'm hoping I'm just dehydrated or something.. I got ****ered the night before a long flight plan back.... I'd also been under general anaesthesia the day before, so I'm going to see how I progress the next day or two.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    General anaesthetic? What the **** were you doing out there mate? Cock extension? <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Nov 21, 2020
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Lol i had some glands that needed removing from taking performance enhancing drugs...
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Had to wonder about a cafe with these hanging out

    Screenshot_20201121_184519_com.android.gallery3d.jpg
     
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  10. Tobes

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    Oh...
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ffs mate lol. If cough still there tomorrow then get yourself a test.
     
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    Libby, Nov 21, 2020
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    My own fault mate... Made a little trip of it anyway..
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Is that you went out there for?
     
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    Libby, Nov 21, 2020
  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    See how it is yes like I say maybe it's cos I got pissed the day after general and the long flights... That can make you ill...
     
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  15. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    No I took a holiday during lockdown with no issues at customs and while I went out shopping for memorabilia I thought I'll have an operation while I'm here
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 21, 2020
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sounds like something you'd do tbf.
     
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    Libby, Nov 21, 2020
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Tbh if you Could I would... Tbh it's a very simple procedure as far as surgery goes but I think going to a cocktail bar after release and the night before a 16 hr flight plan was probably a little unwise...
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 21, 2020
  18. brb

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    So you had a GA and then went out and got plastered, ffs.
     
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    brb, Nov 21, 2020
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    Yes and boy did I pay the price... Longest most awful journey ever yesterday..
     
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  20. brb

    brb CR250

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    You now need to rest mate, don't drive, don't do anything, just rest.
     
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