Match Day Thread Toon v Pensioners

The stats again prove how piss we are. The commentators are bored.

ASM looks bored.

Lewis is another flop. What are these floating crosses?

 

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Mine needs doing like

 

I think this is an option.

 

Lascelles injured

 

81% possession. Wow are we going for a world record?

 

Murphy makes contact with Mounts thigh goes down clutching his shin gets booked

 

Anyone care to predict Bruce's half time team talk?

 

Hey look our defence is on the Simpsons

 

keep it tight until 3 mins to go
I will bring on Almiron and we go for it
to look like we tried

 

I don't agree he stood on his achilles it's a foul anywhere on the pitch...

 

Then lose 2 - 0 and say its Almirons fault

 

Oh well it is what it is.

And luck balances itself out, where lucky were only 1-0 down after that shower of ****.

 

And Fernandez looks like his feet are on backwards.

 

We're **** I think that we can all agree on... Should be 3 or 4 down

 

Is anyone really even bothered today? I don't give a **** I just want Bruce gone and our owner. I mean I'd we snatch a point great, but if we lose vs Chelsea by 1 or that's a good result

 

I haven't been bothered in a long time. Don't even get excited when we score, even with that being such a rare event.

 

Schar on Lascelles off

 

I'm off for a ****e. I'm that bored I might weigh my turd for ****s and giggles! Anyone want to have a guess at how heavy it will be. Maybe have a sweepstake. Metric or Imperial lads??

 

It's just terrible... I know people didn't like rafas counter attacking tactics, but my god the people that can't see the difference between that and what Bruce's serving up then there's no helping them.. Absolutely useless in every aspect of the game.. Right down to throw in and corners