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  1. Chancer

    Chancer Member

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    I met a dutchman with sat nav built into his shoes........


    ****ing clever clogs he was too......

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Chancer, Oct 4, 2011
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;LSz5-fhZznQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSz5-fhZznQ[/video]
     
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  3. gas

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    I met a percussionist with a sat nav built into his drum kit.................
     
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    gas, Oct 4, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Scottish bloke on holiday is chastising his kid for misbehaving.

    German guy says: "Where I come from we don't hit children!"

    Scottish bloke says: "Where ah come from we don't gas Jews, now **** you ****!"
     
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  5. Chancer

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    <doh>
     
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    Chancer, Oct 4, 2011
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    True story.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011
  7. Tina_old

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    Much better off just putting the dull **** on ignore, Chancer.

    Works a treat.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 4, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Still in the huff ya daft bint? <laugh>

    Oh wait. She canny hear me.

    YOU STILL IN THE HUFF YOU DAFT BINT?
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011
  9. Chancer

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    How do you do that?

    Sounds like a plan
     
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    Chancer, Oct 4, 2011
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011

  11. CanarySpurs

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    Mighty race, the Dutch.
     
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    CanarySpurs, Oct 4, 2011
  12. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Click on 'its' profile page and it's easy enough from there.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 4, 2011
  14. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Don't put Gambol on ignore <wah>
     
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  15. Chancer

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    Only Joking

    You're the bestest
     
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    Chancer, Oct 4, 2011
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Get it up ye Tina <laugh>

    I still don't know why she's in the huff, though.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011
  17. gas

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    Tom Tom

    You ****s <grr>
     
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    gas, Oct 4, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Did he not say "Vere I come from ve don't hit children!"
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 4, 2011
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I thought about it. Then thought, nah.

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He probably did. But my impressions are rubbish.
     
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