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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Excellent.

    1. Put golf ball in sock.
    2. Tie in knot to keep golf ball in the toe of the sock.
    3. Couple of practice swings
    4. Smack some ****'s squerr heid with it.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^Thinking about the film "Scum" but used golf balls as opposed to pool balls. Longing for the happiness of the greenhouse scene.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Great fillum <ok>

    "I'm the Daddy, now!"
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Maltese mick put a medicine ball in his sock and took on the full dorm
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh><applause>
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Aye but it helps if your BMI is below your age.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Unlucky mate
     
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