http://www.humorsphere.com/football/soccer_jokes.htm Trawling this website whilst bored, I came across #11, which I thought was particularly apt, and not the slightest bit ironic. 11. A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?" "Because he beats me" said the little boy. "Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge. Because she beats me aswell. "Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?" The little boy replied, "I would like to live with Southampton FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"
Oh the days when the Saints were the butt of all the jokes.. well not anymore! I think we could edit the joke - just swap 'Southampton FC' for the name of our fishy friends down the M27
We used to hold an odd particular record for being the professional football club with the least wins over a period, like a decade or so. I think that's been slightly rearranged by the last couple of years.
You could change Southampton for PFC but no court would award a child to them...rank cruelty at the moment.
