oh no not another Simon getting skilled thread

Certainly my wee fenian friend!

An independent Scotland will be already outside the EU having been pulled out by the spastic English electorate. Given the fact that our little country will own all the prime fishing waters and the vast majority of European oil reserves then the EU will bend over backwards to get us back in their club.

My personal opinion is that we should use our excellent hand to strike a deal that gives us all the sugar and none of the ****e of EU membership without actually rejoining. So the total opposite of wot the current fùckwits in Westminster have managed.

Hope this helps.

 

so , ever country part of Eu is not an independent country?

UK was fully independent when part of EU ...

 

I’ll let Aldo argue on Scottish independence as he’s only jock pro Indy on here

 

Scotchland don't meet the criteria to join the EU and have no money to call their own, so the thick **** reckons if they give the school bully what bit of dinner money they have, they'll be their friend and look after them.

 

It's a tedious non-topic, but it's all Aldi has bless him.

 

There are some spurious claims being made on here that need fact checking.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_enlargement_of_the_European_Union

Scotland would be at the back of a large queue imo

 

If you point me at which ones you're liable to check, I'll nip and edit Wikipedia accordingly. It was a giggle earlier in the year when I did it for infection rates.

 

Sorry bud but the Bank of England will control the interest rates of pound Sterling. The Scottish government will control the interest rates of pounds Stirling.

Scottish tax payers have already bailed out failed banks, failed HS2 raillinks, failed facemasks, failed ventilators, failed Westminster governments. In fact we have been bailing out failed Britannia for 50 years now. Who’s gonne bail you out when we take our oil with us?

It's gonne suck to be you!

 

I'll just move to Scotland and instantly be Scottish that's how it works now

 

^^^^Little Englander=moron

 

No freedom of movement between Scotland and England


And defo not from wales

 

Bit still head and shoulders above a little jocklander.

 

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****in' yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss, our oil

 

Tell me about the trade deals the UK made independently in the last 40 years

 

We are all Jock Thamsons bairns mate.

I'd get on to it toot sweet though. You dinne want to get crushed in the rush to abandon the good ship Engurland when it starts to list.

 

I'll just get in a rubber boat throw my passport in the sea and get put up in a 4 Star hotel as a refugee.

 

Do you even know what a trade deal involves?

 

When we get our independence and send the Nukes back to Engurland and open up the West Coast oilfields your home town will be the Baku of the Norf mate.

Unfortunately Drew will probably move there though so...