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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Nov 18, 2020.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else notice that there seems to be a proliferation of adverts on TV for Christmas toys for ****ing cats, okay 2 that I've noticed so far. I can guarantee that will grow exponentially however.

    I hate cats. They are wild animals and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a home.

    Fully expecting to soon see adverts for Gerbil's his and hers eau de cologne/parfum.

    What's everyone getting for Christmas? Apart from a possible Codiv-91 jab?
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Thinks the domestic cat is a wild animal ^^
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    There is nothing domesticated about cats.

    They should all be put down or sent to Rockall or some such place. Let the spongeing ****ers fend for themselves as is meant to be the case.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s the very definition of domesticated you doss ****
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    This is a very purr thread.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Don’t think ER is feline very well.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps it is in your fat little world sonny but not mine.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You have a cat, don't you?
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Patience wants to get a cat. I don't like cats. In fact, I don't even like Patience that much.
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Patience is a virtue buddy.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    She ****ing is not
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    OK, a card game for one then buddy.
     
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  13. pud

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    Had a cat

    aloof wee ****er unless needing fed

    Indoor cat and rarely wanted out ... generally only wanted out at weekend !

    started pishing all round house ... was going senile n deaf n more likely kidney issues said vet

    got wee ****er put down for its own sake

    600 bangers !!!
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Don’t have any pets. But I know what a domesticated cat is.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I woulda done it for 40 quid

    #shovel
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    There is no such thing as a domesticated cat.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    you’re the dumbest **** on earth
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Derp.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, a cat lives in your house because it suits them: warmth and food. A dog sees itself as part of your pack with you as its master.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He's having kittens

    Disclaimer

    If anyone else posted that I didn't read it
     
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