Here's the 'man' who purports to have the largest knob on this thread. I can feel Hammertime coming on
one of the mighty boys in scarlet/green&gold/blue& blacklwhite & red/ don't mention the battleship grey away kit!
so without reading back the last 10 pages or so has KPR ben outed as an "alan" on FB, or I have missed something completely differant?
Dave reckons he's a bit of an Alan Shearer. Suppose him and Carroll are both Geordies and centre forwards, but that's where the similarity ends.................................FOR NOW!!!
I'm sure Carroll has at some point probably booted someone in the face, ( just like Lennon received ) but he probably did it in a nightclub
To sum up; Paul Scholes was a dirty bastard. Tommy Smith was a dirty bastard Roy Keane could be a dirty bastard Graham Souness was a dirty bastard Charlie Adam is a dirty bastard Steven Gerrard can be a dirty bastard. Spot the theme?
No? Let me correct it for you: Paul Scholes was a dirty bastard. Tommy Smith was a dirty bastard Roy Keane always was a dirty bastard Graham Souness was a dirty bastard Charlie Adam is just useless at tackling Steven Gerrard is a paragon of virtue
Couple of minor things, Roy Keane is the finest CM ever to grace the PL and was dirty only when he needed to be. Charlie Adam, can't tackle in a Paul Scholes kinda way? Steven Gerrard; please log in to view this image yeah course he is!
It was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realise that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
You shower will lower yourselves to wahtever level necessary in an attempt to score points. Sad really.
What did utd do to Plymouth Argyle to deserve this .[video=youtube;LvEJViF2qfU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvEJViF2qfU&feature=related[/video] They hate you more than us
