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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    RIP Ray .
     
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    A worker at the Nestle factory was crushed beneath a crate of chocolate that fell on him from 30 feet. He called for help repeatedly, but each time he shouted, “the Milky Bars are on me,” his colleagues cheered.
     
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    A few goths I know where in a band called The Prevention. Much better than The Cure
     
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    I went to see Placebo once. I actually thought that they were The Cure
     
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    And you said my jokes were bad Fats <laugh>
     
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    A man goes to the Doctors with constipation. The Doctor said eat lots of peanuts and chocolate it'll come out a treat.
     
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    Ps yer F*cking old if you get this joke
     
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    Hazelnuts would be a whole other topic...
     
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    I called my doctors surgery this morning.

    "I need to make an appointment for as soon as possible," I said, "everything in my ear is echoing."

    "Ok," she replied, "How does tomorrow sound?"

    I said, "Morrow, orrow, row, ow."
     
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    I called the tinnitus hotline, but it just kept ringing .
     
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the ghosht of Sean Connery
     
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    53FDB4DD-5845-4BA5-9269-408EF06F1344.jpeg
     
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    I don’t normally like ****e reality Tv but the wife likes I’m a Celeb...

    some Radio 1 DJ has just been terrified during a snake trial and to get himself through it he kept shouting, “Happy place, happy place Turf Moor, Happy Place, happy place, Turf Moor”

    Sounds naff, but I was crying with laughter. So unexpected
     
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    I can imagine that Monday morning on the dishwasher game.
     
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    Even funnier when Ant & Dec pointed out that if his Happy Place was Turf Moor and they are second from bottom without winning a game, they would love to see his sad place <laugh>
     
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    FairPlay Burnley <laugh>
     
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    This is worth watching just for the look on Greg's face

     
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    I watched Dark Waters last night on Amazon Prime. Based on a true story. Quite an incredible story about how one lawyer takes on DuPont and their use of chemicals and the dangers when creating one of the most widely used household materials in the world.

    anyone seen it?
     
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