please log in to view this image Six in a row. Bugger me. I really should never have started. Longest cameo appearance of my life. We'll finally throw the 9-0 defeat off our backs by losing 10-0 to Wolves.
May I be the first contributor to congratulate Onionman for his unstinting work and incredible success rate. Win, lose or draw, Onionman's threads will take on a legendary, almost mystical, status. Oh, and we'll win 6-0, after Spurs lose, and Liverpool v Leicester draw 0-0, so that we regain our rightful place at the TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!
Now the match is on Monday evening, we've got over a week's worth of Onion-based puns. Oh, well, every cloud has a silverskin lining...
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, “Do you want a lift”. “No thanks”, they replied, “We’re Walkers”.