Off Topic The Burly Arms

It won’t be the same without the azaleas.

 

I mean no way is he pulling off that shot in an actual tournament.

They all have a goo on this particular hole in master practice and some of them pull it off, that it goes in the hole is luck, nothing more.

It's not even an actual good shot, let alone a great shot. It's just dicking about like.

 

Wouldnt mind playing golf but you gotta be one fuking boring **** to go be part of the crowd.

Obviously I'm not into golf so watched that and had no idea if it's good or bad.

 

I remember watching that shot live and was stunned by how nerveless the **** was.

If i stand on our 18th playing in a club comp with a chance to win, I will **** it up. This bloke was 260 yards out, 40mph wind off the side, people ****ing everywhere, millions watching on TV, to win the Open, the pre eminent tournament in world golf.

Nails it to five feet.

It's hard to put into proper words how ridiculous brilliant it actually was, given all circumstances and conditions playing a part.

 

don't over egg it chief.

My chum Kim Jong Il did it easy no sweat

 

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Get in the hole. Classic banta.

 

Edmonton a short while ago...

 

ffs he looks dark

not sure what shade of dark

 

Looks like a lunatic, he must have thought the police station was a drive thru. Although why he spread petrol in the road is just weird.

 

Prolly off his head on Spice

 

Shame the stoopid **** didn't bbq himself.

 

Very rainy outside

sounds amazing

gonna roll a biff

 

Must admit I don’t like it , but I do it .

 

I remember at college we used to take the college ‘first XI’ on at lunchtimes

half my boys used to have ***s in their hands, other half would have a bottle of Coke in theirs and we would still slap them...all went to trials..none got in.

Their was an Irish teacher...he was new...he was straight...he took the 2nd team...he said I dont choose the squads or I’d have you all in.

I know the score

 

All I thought then was

"Teacher was lying to his face"

Teachers always say **** like that, i dunno how anything gets done in the education system cos when confronted not a single paid ****er in the school is responsible

 

Don’t step onto the railway tracks folks



And don’t forget to fill up

 

Man puts? ****ing arsehole, 10 years.

 

I get it but in reality who cares what the colour was, it needs swift response.

 

Unfortunately plenty on SM appeared to definitely care about what colour he was, until it was confirmed he was white today, then they lost all interest. No idea why......