Chocolate bars

We used to get up on top of old factories. I think back to what we did, **** like walking across metal frames with glass in between about 50 feet off the ground and think bloody hell what were we thinking!

 

I thought they retired him in the 60s.

Still remember the song though. The milky bar kid is strong and tough, and only the best is good enough!

Yeah, the chocolate was ****. Gimme a Freddo the Frog or a Curly Wurly any day

 

I think he retired in 1997 when he lost the election.

 

Curly Wurly's have shrunk.

 

I do actually.

 

Terry's Chocolate Orange Segsations are the festive chocolate of choice.

Don't know if they are out all year round but they are definitely out now.

You're welcome.

 

Malteesers and Cadburys twirl

 

Anything covered in dark chocolate, plus Turkish delight the only one in milk chocolate
Do not ever eat anything covered in white chocolate

 

Well yeah but you’re 94, Duggie.

 

Talking of malteesers, did anyone else used to eat horlicks powder straight out of the jar? Feckin delicious.

 

Only in your distorted reality

 

Nice burn, fam.

 

Revels for me

Twirl

There’s an orange flavour Twirl doing the rounds

Galaxy Ripple?

 

Used to quite like a flake

 

One of my favourite adverts, along with all the rest of the flake adverts

 

Some halfwit stuck up his or her backside thought they were somehow rude
Could never see that myself

 

She eats too much White Chocolate

 

My standard, almost every day from the I've cream van...
and

Or

And as many of these little bastards I could afford

With a refreshing one of these

And a can of this to finish.

I had very bad parents

 

rich bastard

I was only allowed 1 thing

99’s and Cornettos on Eid only

 

You can still get quite a few of these things. Square crisps and Chipsticks are still available from some supermarkets. Swizzels, you can still buy an old fashioned range of sweets online. Don't know about poppets. Top Deck, I forgot all about that, did it even have alcohol in it