With their huge fan base they'll want a big name..... Samuel Arthur Peter Norris Allerdyce. That's a big name.
No imagination some parents. Now if they'd called him, Samuel Arthur Norris Thomas Allerdyce, he could go through life being SANTA.
Reminds me of the old joke: I asked a nun for a kiss, she replied "go on then, just don't get into the habit."
Like the mother superior who told a nun to show a blasphemer her cross, but she told him to **** off instead.