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So who will have the vaccine for Covid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Nov 9, 2020.

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You have the vaccine

  1. Yes, I am gullable

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  2. No, I am a twat

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  3. **** off Gas you are a c**t

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So will you be having the vaccine?

    Please vote
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The Guardian profiles the married couple who co-founded BioNTech 12 years ago - and turned it into a business now worth £16bn. The paper says Ozlem Tureci and Ugur Sahin were children of Turkish so-called "guestworkers" who moved to Germany in the late 1960s.

    Their enormous success, it suggests, is "balm for the soul" of Germans with Turkish roots who have spent decades "being stereotyped as lowly-educated greengrocers".

    Oh dear.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Aren't many greengrocers left in the UK but we do have plenty of kebab shops.
     
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    ****in decimalisation and the metric system !!!
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'll have the jab. Personally I don't think it will involve injecting me with a 5G microchip to track and trace my every movement and spy on what sort of porn I watch.

    Oh, it is gullible, not gullable. Did I just pop in?
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You do know it won't be just one ? , you will have to have several updates at least once a year .

    A vaccine for something most people don't even suffer symptoms for and a 99.8% survival rate ?

    You should be wearing a crash helmet in the shower.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I can't help thinking about this film every time some one mentions microchipping

     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Brain?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I can double up on the other flu jab then, being of a certain age I qualify for both. I take good care of my helmet in the shower.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I don't like injections.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You will need it to travel so for that reason I'll be first in the queue. I'm not going to cry about what might be in a few ml of a syringe when in my late teens and early 20's, I was putting all sorts of illegal and horrible **** in my body.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm sure there's a joke to be made there. Can't quite get the thrust of it, though.
     
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    Just a small prick
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    People who don't take the vaccine should be branded and told to stay indoors imo
     
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    And made to wear stars on their clothing
     
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