I called my boss this morning and said, "I won't be coming in today, my brother died last night." "How many brothers do you have?" he asked. "6," I replied. "Gotcha!" he said. "You've used this excuse 7 times now. How is this possible?" I said, "I used to have 13 brothers!
I saw a young girl busking today with a great voice. "Any requests?" she asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me. It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp!
I will let you into a secret I put one of my photos up and it put every one I had on iCloud on here and it wouldn’t let me delete them unless something took there place and that was the first thing I found, sorry mate not encouraging anyone
Very strange that cause I put a little viseo up on here and it posted someone's email address, was terrible as I got my card marked that night. Alright @Somebodys pinched my sombrero lol
I'm no expert, on these matters, but I believe that once your card has been marked it stays marked. You may wish to take legal advice however.
Ha! Aye mate, sound. I sent someone on here a text a few days ago off my new number saying his cards marked. He knew who it was straight away