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Off Topic Ahhh... the good news thread

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by lardiman, Nov 3, 2020.

  1. Sandman

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    Me and 'er indoors have had Covid and are in perfect health, so we'll pass...Elfs and Dick Plum can have ours.
     
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  2. The Punter’s Pal

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    I just received an obscene text message from a 606 Member (I won’t name him in public) saying that he’s knocking one out over 83 year old Shirley Bassey <yikes><yikes><yikes>

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    No name required !
     
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    The 606 Member in question is a depraved individual.
     
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  5. ElfsborgAddick

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    Climb Ev'ry Mountain.

    Been doing this since the 27th July:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  6. Sandman

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    That must be some case of RSI.
     
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  7. Sandman

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    At present unhealthy eating rates, by 2050 half the worlds population will be obese...which put bluntly, means the end of civilisation as we know it. With Coviid a constantly lurking threat, many would have changed their eating habits, but immunity means everyone can go on eating.

    With a vaccine we also need some tough talking on this yearly pandemic which in 2019 killed 32,000.
     
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  8. The Punter’s Pal

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    The scientists have done a fantastic job coming up with a vaccine this good, and so quickly. Most flu vaccines are considered to have a 50% efficacy rate. This new Covid jab has a 93% success rate.
     
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  9. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him Forum Moderator

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    This quoted post is way off-topic I'm afraid.

    Firstly, where is the good news in it?
    Predicting the end of civilisation in 40 years...

    Secondly, assumption that fear of catching Coronavirus makes people eat less is not supported as far as I can see. More people in the UK have gained weight faster since March 2020 than have lost it. And even if it were true, fear of disease as a means of compelling people to diet is not good news.

    No behaviour born of fear should be regarded as 'good' since the logical next step is to legitimise the use fear as a motivator. "Eat less or fear these consequences" is a message that has self-evidently failed to work.
    Besides, that tactic is the thin end of a very thick wedge which includes "Cover yourself up or fear these consequences" or "Don't question our authority or fear these consequences" and carries on getting ever worse.
    Education and understanding (concensus) is the way forward. Not the use of fear.

    The intention of this thread was to be somewhere members could come to read and chat about good news, and things that generally make them feel happier in these stressful times.
    Not predictions of the end of civilisation.
     
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  10. The Pub Landlord

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    I can go to the pub and play pool without being annoyed by customers.
     
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  12. ElfsborgAddick

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    The Hailsham day out is looking good. Do you have a dartboard in your boozer?
    What lagers do you have on tap?
     
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  13. The Pub Landlord

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    Yes a dartboard and a box for you to stand on to pull them out.

    Kronenbourg, Stella, Carling and Fosters (in descending order of my preference),
     
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  14. ElfsborgAddick

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    Forget the box, my darts never get higher up the board than 17's and 19's.
    Make sure you're stocked up with pork scratchings please.
     
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    A wide variety of tasty and nutritious snacks is available, including said pork scratchings.
     
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    The FA’s Greg Clarke resigns after referring to “coloured players” today.
     
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  17. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him Forum Moderator

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    Blimey.
    Poor old Greg. Is it good news that he's resigned then?

    Can't say I feel particularly happy about it, but I don't know the bloke.
     
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    If I'm ever asked if I'm racist, I'll say probably, saves a lot of useless waffle.
     
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    So he's allowed to be completely useless at his job, that's okay, but say "coloured footballers" is sackable.
     
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  20. The Punter’s Pal

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    In 2020 if you are not woke, you go broke.
     
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