Okay, Just seen this thread, lads. Looks like Commie is doing a Raoul Moat, sitting by the water with a shotgun. I'm going in, see if I can talk him down. Wish me luck... Hey, Commie, mate. How you hanging in there, buddy? Want a jellybean? No. Okay, that's cool. How about we put the gun down, yeah! It's not the answer, and we both know that. It's just Mousers being Mousers, they can't help themselves. It's in their nature to be eternally optimistic. That's no reason to blow your brains out, son. Sure, Sucky has been tough on you, but we can help you through that. You're not alone. There's plenty of people who still care. You can come back from this. Commie! Don't do it, lad! Commie...
@Quesadaad You one of us now? Theres been nothing about this on the Liverpool board notice board that I've seen? You know you can't just turn up wearing a Liverpool shirt there's procedures you know. Ill have a word with the lads and see if we can't get you jumped in pronto.
You're fooking everywhere, we have to leave you out of something, just so the law of averages can survive and remain a thing
Crouchy's one of our own. You certainly aren't. You're Michael Owen as a pundit. None of the playing ability, just the tediousness. That's why Comm forgot about you.
Youre just fewmin I never talk about my time at spurs with any enthusiasm and love talking about how the best time of my career was playing at Anfield Sorry mate but if you was a professional like me you'd understand.
The only thing Crouchy took from Liverpool was his missus and his perfect hat-trick against Arsenal. You're this bloke, I'm afraid: please log in to view this image
Ok ill be Micheal Owen, balloon dor winner, uefa Cup winner, super cup winner, fa Cup winner, league Cup winner. Who you gonna be? Go for lloris, World Cup winner
No, just Michael Owen ****ty pundit. Or Jim Beglin during match commentary. Either's fine. I'm not involved, as I'm not a Liverpool fan. I'd be Crouchy, though.
