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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    so i can watch the u tube vids when spurs ****ed varpool from my bed, and when villa smashed 7 past man u<laugh>

    oh sorry wrong way round, <whistle>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    You can. The possibilities are endless.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thanks for your wonderful help.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    So long as she happy bro

    Fk your dreams

    True love

    Aww
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Rug would fix everything
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Tel tried to man the room up a bit with his roadman look
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    @Tobes I just caught Mrs luv with my bottle of Hine Cognac looking to use it for a Christmas cake. <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    What's @Tobes doing at your house ?
     
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    Oh yeah, I can see how that looks. :emoticon-0111-blush

    Fixed.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Did you give it the WTF are you doing woman? Followed by the look?
     
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  13. Sucky

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    I read it like that too <laugh><doh>
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Yeah, she replied I only want a like bit, 200ml. I'm off to buy her some **** brandy from Asda. Ooooor maybe a decent one seeing as she only wants a small amount. :biggrin:
     
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  15. Sucky

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    I leave out the "wtf are you doing" and give the look, then draw her gaze down to my man foot (which by then is off the floor) then draw her gaze back up for the open throat chop so she knows not to **** around again for a while.

    Its ok you don't need to reply to this btw was jus sayin
     
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  16. brb

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    I like your thinking here. <laugh>
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Just get a small bottle of the **** stuff, and a bigger bottle of the decent stuff..

    200ml of Brandy, is that a lot for a cake?
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Well my week off is coming to an end. Been strange having so much time off.
    So i've just committed to another 14 hours OT from tomorrow till Friday.
    I just can't win, i hate being there, but when i'm not i just think i'm losing out on making some extra coin.

    Even did some painting today, **** that, may aswell be at work.
     
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    Bloody hell !
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sounds like your time off isn’t worth much to you. I value my time off, and by that I mean actual time off not just time where I’m not at work and have to manage the kids. The hours from 7-11pm for me are often my most productive.

    I heard a guy at work on a call the other day saying he’ll acquire a contract from the supplier and just edit it the way he needs to. I’ve just sat here and drawn up the contract for him, because I know the one he’s planning on signing will have more holes than a tramp’s sock. I’ll recommend to the exec that they save at least £50-60k by using my contract and save another £40k by sacking that clown. They’ll pass me 7.5% of that saving as per my contract (not the £40k part), and it’s cost me 2 hours.

    Find a problem > Find a solution > Get paid.
     
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