Saints vs the toon

[Rum & Black for 2]

In 1992 I went tall ship sailing on The Sir Winston Churchill and set sail from the Solent. I threw up 3 times and shat myself once.
It's obviously an omen for tonight so I've put this month's pension on a 3-1 win to the lads.

I thought he died in 1965?

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Starting off with a high press. Good to see.

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

****

8MINS IN 1-0

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

That wasn’t.

 

[Judge Death]

**** sake Miggy .....

 

[Leo Billy]

This’ll be 3-0.

 

[Welshie]

This’ll be 3-0.

Theyve already scored dummy

3-1 you mean?

To us right??

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Almiron ffs!

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

Just think miggy made a massive mistake and now we might go into our shell as they will just keep pressing.

This is where Bruce is going to earn his crust because he has to now make something happen after going behind. We went behind Brighton and we had no response.

This game will go the same way. Bruce can’t influence games.

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

Every team does the press. But we can’t cope with it because our tactics are ****ing ****.

AGAIN!

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

I’m beginning to think that you can’t have the luxury of having max and miggy in the same team now. Maybe Bruce is right on that respect. We have no control of the ball. Max and miggy want to take players on and we lose the ball a lot.

Southampton are brilliant at what they do though. Their manager is milking the very best out of their players.

 

[Leo Billy]

We are honestly utter ****. Just seeing Schar on the ball there, not one player to pass too so he had to kick it long and ofcourse it goes back to their keeper.

If that was there CB on the ball they’d have about 3/4 players to pass too. Differences.

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

And asm has done nothing for weeks. Is he the new hba?

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

Asm has to learn that he can’t take on the world sometimes.

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Either side and that’s a goal.

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

We are not playing bad which is the frustrating thing. Longstaff should have worked the keeper.

 

[Judge Death]

Finally getting into this game ...

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

Also if we do get a goal then I think we will get a result. They don’t seem as fluent as normal.

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

It’s gonna be a grind and this game (can’t believe I’m saying this) is actually prime for Carroll to come on and nick a goal.

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

first yellow card for Southampton
foul on Maximo no less shock