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Liverpool vs Manchester United Match Thread.

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Elpistoleros magic feet, Oct 2, 2011.

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  1. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Rooney has dived yes.

    Gerrard has dived yes.

    Moving on....
     
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    Agreed

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  3. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    He also shags grannies.
    Agreed.
     
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    As long as you include the threesomes at The Lowry Hotel

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    Yeah definitely. Well at least Glenda Gilson had the sense to turn him down. It was reported that he asked her ''Did she know who he was'' and she said ''No''. To her, he was a small tubby bald bloke.
     
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    So Rooney arranged for his hairdresser Daniel J to dye it brown after training on Friday. Revealing his new look, Rooney, who turns 26 this month, said: &#8220;My game&#8217;s perfect and I wanted my hair to be too. All the lads love it. I can name a few other players who need to take note.&#8221;



    Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news...his-hair-brown-115875-23462891/#ixzz1Zic4p1sD


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    The hair was taken off a back, sack and crack. In other words it was removed from one arsehole and transferred onto another.
     
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    We know Alan, we know.
     
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    Yeah, that's my job!

    :D
     
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    I do not support Manchester United. Only an idiot would support those referee buying dirty scum bastards.
     
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    My god alan this is the Liverpool board. Control yourself man!
     
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    This dick is editing my posts. I thought there was a law against this. I thought it was a banning offence. As I said I Do not support the skanks as they are a bunch of referee buying bastards and are managed by a referee buying son of a whore.
     
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    very nice Alan Slevin, Manchester united fan.
     
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    You're a little shirt-lifter short and stout. He's your boyfriend and theres his snout. ****ing queer. I'm heterosexual,only ***gots support Man Who.
     
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    thanks for the offer Alan but I have to decline. Your too special for me.
     
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    Why has no one called the cops for ****'s sake!!!???!!!
     
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    I'm telling the truth. Fergusons mother got paid by his ''dad'' and thats how he came about. The going rate in 1941 was 4 schillings which is now approximately worth 20p.
     
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    Very generous of them Alan.
     
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    ****ing hell, didn't realise they were Austrian.


    Don't tell me, Nazi's. Right?
     
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  20. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Members of the Fritz clan.
     
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