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  1. O'conner flood

    O'conner flood Well-Known Member

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    they say I've been merloted
    I'm here all night :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    O'conner flood, Nov 4, 2020
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I don't understand their riesling for doing that.
     
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  3. Sunderpitt

    Sunderpitt Well-Known Member

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    I have been sambuccoed a few times as well...
     
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  4. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I new yesterday I heard it on the grape vine.
     
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    rooch 3, Nov 4, 2020
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  5. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Sour grapes mate sour grapes.
     
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    rooch 3, Nov 4, 2020
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    Draig Well-Known Member

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    That's because the manager was going to tell him last night but bottled it!
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Mosel have a chance of another job
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    is your p45 in the cabernet
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 4, 2020
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  9. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Are you as Shiraz as eggs is eggs ?
     
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    Nig, Nov 4, 2020
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    And he’s never stopped bloody wining since.
     
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    rooch 3, Nov 4, 2020
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  11. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    I dropped a shallot on the floor and got a sauvignon
     
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    Nig, Nov 4, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    time to splash the Brut and go for an interview
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    plenty of time to watch Shiraz goals
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 4, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dress up classic soave and hit the bars
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 4, 2020
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  15. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Is it in Cork ?
    Don't bottle it,
    Try and at yeast turn up .
     
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    Nig, Nov 4, 2020
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  16. Vincemac

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    Ice lolly
     
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    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    That's not right, they Chianti do that to you!
     
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    Montysoptician, Nov 4, 2020
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    Read the headlines in a German newspaper today about a vindictive woman who had been made redundant. The Headline read "Leave Frau Bitch".

    My coat is on! <laugh>
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    You lot are having a carafe
     
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    O'conner flood Well-Known Member

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    I was a bit blue nun work to do
     
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