Alan Slevin grew up a die hard United fan. Life on Dale farm was tough but the great United gave young Alan hope. One day alans dreams came true and he was given the chance to impress his beloved Manchester United. That day was a day Alan Slevin would never forget. After the trials he found himself alone in the shower room when in walked a man Alan respected and loved but did he love him enough to let him **** him. Gary neville thought so, gary neville bummed him senseless. from this day Alan Slevin vowed to spread hate for United.
please log in to view this image alan couldn't stop crying and sat down to start making his evil plans......
Hurry up and sort it out then! the new system is fine, the old one was full of **** and you'd have no time on the ball. With this new system I've also figured a way to exploit Arsenal's defensive weakness. Now that the person on the ball has the 'advantage' as some say, you can easily run past the slow Mertersacker with no problems! It works with Vermaelen but his not as slow so it takes a bit more effort. I used Suarez and managed to get a hattrick in a game where I managed to get it just right. Use this system - Lucas - Adam (Both aren't pacey but they cover the defence so well you shouldn't concede) Downing - Gerrard - Bellamy (Pacey-ish wingers who track back when not in possesion and with Gerrard down the middle your likely to have him ready for any tap-ins if you need the extra support) Suarez (His actually not pacey in FIFA, but if you get close to the defender and knock the ball around them using the right analog stick then it can usually result in a goal scoring opportunity) If your Man United - DM - DM (Your pick) Nani - Rooney - Young (Swap Nani/Young for Valencia if you wish) Hernandez There, you'll rip the Arsenal defence to shreds! PS: All LFC supporters - Start posting in the Anfield Arms Pub thread. Its getting boring there now!!
Alan worked tirelessly through the years using his gift of ****tardism to talk bollocks about manchester united. For years he spread a message of insanity around the world.....wide web before one day signing up to the legendary Not606. Here Alan would face a battle like never before. Could his vast array of bullshit defeat the mighty Not606 world fighting force of superness/
Seeing as I live closest to Hollywood I should be in charge of getting this scrip into potential producers hands.
. In a last ditch attempt to bring Alan back from the dark side his dad invited Gary Neville round for xmas dinner. The babysham was flowing and Alan was starting to feel human again, it was at this point Alans dad suggested re live that glorious momenet in the showers at Old Trafford but if he could join in also, to Alans delight Gary agreed and they headed to Alans cell in the basement where.........................
Josef Fritzl sat naked with a purring Siamese cat, a wicked smile on his face. Alan was going to be in for a long night. " Come here my son, you must be the great ****tard I have been told about " said josef. Alan, whos heart was pounding replied in code, " baconface, man who, slur alex " Fritzl knew this to mean, take me now, here as I am. As Alan was infiltrated over and over he...
