What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I've left a 1/4 stuffed crust Meateador at home with my eldest, who is firebreak home schooling. As in, doing **** all I guess.

No way could five of us eat four large!

 

Are you even trying!!!

have daughter doing home schooling today, it’s like April all over again. Thank feck she is back on Tuesday as long as we don’t see I passed from Mrs to either of us.

 

Is that a bat?

 

My youngest is at home working on a laptop, kids working from home. Crazy.

 

I surprised myself, I was genuinely full to bursting. Didn't have any room whatsoever for what was left, essentially this mornings breakfast.

They were all thin and crispy or Italian bar the one stuffed crust that my idiot eldest ordered as well.

He'll be sat at home now on the Xbox squawking at his puerile mates while simultaneously staring at some **** or other on Instagram.

 

My Mrs is a secondary school teacher as well. You're not allowed to have them on camera, but have it be on camera yourself.

So, you could have teenage boys ****ing themselves off to you or, even ****ing worse, their parents are there judging the teaching. Which she can't see.

All while she 'teaches' a blank screen.

It's ridiculous.

Something only Kier Starmer would have solved, obviously.





*he'd have solved it before it even happened*

 

You have to take into account the methane emissions from ruminants as well. Methane is much more effective as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide although it stays in the atmosphere a shorter time. Cows are the biggest animal source of this, although @Schlem Boogerman after his baked bean creations probably comes a close second.

I would suggest that if we are going to try and reduce methane emissions we have a worldwide barbecue involving beef and lamb to try and quickly reduce the ruminant population.

With a Schlem on the side of course.

 

how do you think the Mrs caught Covid.

 

Gnocchi, bacon and shredded sprouts.

and parm. Banging

 

Sadly not home made gnocchi

 

what you want credit for then?

for using a propa plate for once?

ohh nicely shredded sprouts btw

 

I added the plastic cup to ensure the ratio of plastic to food was perfect.

 

Chinese tonight
****in yeah

 

Is that scrambled egg on the left?

Plus its got chips bro, bout as Chinese as spurly

 

I don't know what you're on about. That's clearly a Chinese. On top of egg, chips and mushrooms. Double dinner.

 

Only ever seen chicken that white on a @luvgonzo plate tbh

 

I thought it looked like the boiled chicken I make for my dogs.

 

Racist.

 

Oh I've seen whiter chicken from Sweats, just not in colour terms if ya know what I mean

#seasonswithicecubes

 

Chicken n mushroom
Crispy chilli beef
Chicken foo yung
Chips
Prawn crackers out of shot
Very nice. Chicken was a bit **** though.