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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Only a matter of time before the Internet collapses altogether under sustained assault from @brb
     
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  2. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    You won’t catch me buying loads of toilet roll like a complete ****ing idiot

    I’ve still got 100s from last time
     
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  4. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I've got a 9 pack of Andrex sitting there yet to be opened. That'll easy take me into next year and I'll probably have one or two free if any of my not606 buddies need some help.
     
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  6. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    How do you clean you knob after a ****?
     
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  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Water and soap. You?
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Andrex, so I fly through the toilet roll.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Surely bog roll doesn't actually clean spunk away though?
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I’m not jumping into the shower after every ****. Then I’ll have to panic buy shower gel as well!
     
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  12. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Wet wipes bro.
    Little bits of dry bog roll will stick on your knob and get under your foreskin.
    Breeding ground for Smegma
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ^^ this man knows.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Only if you don’t wash it properly daily <cheers> not jumping into the shower after a ****, saving the planet by not using as much water.

    **** I hate working from home <laugh>
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>

    Screenshot_2020-11-04-00-38-26.png desperate.
     
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    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Looks like where I work !
    I just do it and stick it away and put a little extra in pension .
    Hopefully means I won't have to work til 67 :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'm off this week, back into it next.
    Don't why they sent the text, OT looks like being on till at least New Year.
     
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  19. brb

    brb CR250

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    are people panic buying again?
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's not just that mate, the depot is decimated.

    It's not just a case of someone getting the virus, it's also the amount of car sharing, etc. In most cases a single case takes at least 2 people out of it, sometimes more.
    We are on the bones of our arses, and what they are bringing in to help. Well that's a different story.
     
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