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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    1. Start their own religious cult
    2. Work as an undercover agent for MI5
    3. Write a letter of complaint to Oxfam
    4. Own a single pair of underpants and 3 mismatching socks.
    5. Fail the McDonald's employee intelligence test
    6. Fart in a lift full of strangers and ask them to grade it.
    7. Be his own nephew.
    8. Masturbate to Peppa Pig
    9. Read Mills & Boon novels
    10. Break into his own house and steal the Christmas presents.
     
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  2. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    10. Break into his own house and steal the Christmas presents.


    <laugh>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's worrying that I'm going down the list going "Me, yeah that's me aswell, also me"
     
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  4. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    Wow, really nailed Sucky there.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    8’s in the bag.
     
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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    1. Start their own religious cult - HIAG.
    2. Work as an undercover agent for MI5 - Luv, used to using different aliases.
    3. Write a letter of complaint to Oxfam - Comm always seems angry at the world.
    4. Own a single pair of underpants and 3 mismatching socks - CFC lives in a cave so can't imagine he has much.
    5. Fail the McDonald's employee intelligence test - Sucky, sorry bro <laugh>
    6. Fart in a lift full of strangers and ask them to grade it - Quesadaad.
    7. Be his own nephew - Matth.
    8. Masturbate to Peppa Pig - Peppa would be a bit noncey but Libby would **** to the mum, we all know when he's had a few beers there's no standards for him.
    9. Read Mills & Boon novels - I had to google who they were as I know **** all about novels, romance ****, right? If so Fosse, he reckons he's a bit of a ladies man so definitely divulges in some late night romance reading.
    10. Break into his own house and steal the Christmas presents - any of the scousers, ****ing thieving bastards.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah I had you down for 8.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s more the theme tune tbh, got a decent rhythm to it.
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I know someone that got turned down for a job at McDonald's as a teenager and was later approached to work for MI5. Didn't take that, either.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its cos I can't keep a secret
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    And because you can't spell MI5 <whistle>
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Em aigh five
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'll have the big mac and fries, thanks mate
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Extra gob and flem comin up bossman
     
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  15. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I was sweating by time I got to no10 <yikes>
     
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  16. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    1. Start their own religious cult - Tel. I'd follow him too cos the rulz would be unreal.
    2. Work as an undercover agent for MI5 - So many grasses on here, I don't know where to start. Probably Hiag.
    3. Write a letter of complaint to Oxfam - Comm obvs
    4. Own a single pair of underpants and 3 mismatching socks. - I can only think of Matthew (RIP) for this.
    5. Fail the McDonald's employee intelligence test - Chaos is the biggest mong on here so I'll say him.
    6. Fart in a lift full of strangers and ask them to grade it - Sucky bantz
    7. Be his own nephew - Schlem seems like he's got a touch of the incest about him, I'll say him. Not sure if that's what the question means btw.
    8. Masturbate to Peppa Pig - Spurlock, it's his guilty secret 100%
    9. Read Mills & Boon novels - Probably Julian because he's a boring ****.
    10. Break into his own house and steal the Christmas presents. - That'll be Chaos again because only a mong would do that.
     
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  17. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    1. Start their own religious cult @luvgonzo a sheep worrying cult
    2. Work as an undercover agent for MI5 @O'l Gravy Leg. Take em down from the inside :emoticon-0165-muscl
    3. Write a letter of complaint to Oxfam @Treble who wants all his old socks back
    4. Own a single pair of underpants and 3 mismatching socks. @Tobes Monthly cycle by week: Front to back, back to front, inside out front to back, inside out back to front' (don't pull em down if they aint all brown)
    5. Fail the McDonald's employee intelligence test @Willhoops who filled out a menu by mistake
    6. Fart in a lift full of strangers and ask them to grade it. @Zanjinho gets paid to
    7. Be his own nephew. @Suckmyklopp gay timeline paradox, deffo!
    8. Masturbate to Peppa Pig @Anyone who likes Joe Biden
    9. Read Mills & Boon novels @Hoddle is a god
    10. Break into his own house and steal the Christmas presents @brb
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Cba to do one but some good posts.
     
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  19. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Well done a post that isn’t pretty much a copy and paste from 4chan.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'm sensing politics beef
     
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