You don't reckon? I emailed Stephen Fry with it to see if he wanted to use it on QI but he's not got back to me yet.
If you want to speak to God, they're your middle-man. I don't though. I wasn't being a twat though, it's just that most christenings I've hear of where they have an inordinate number of godparents have been hosted by scallies. Maybe it's just the fashion these days.
You're taking the pith. Ok, it's a wee bit interesting. I think you're allowed more being Catholic too, but I think 2's traditional.
Well they come from Bonny Scotland They come from County Cork They come from dear old Donegal And even from New York From every street in Glasgow They proudly make their way To a place that they call Paradise And here is what they say