Lockdown 2

Money, money, money...

 

He didn’t mention hookers. Will they still be able to operate?

 

How do you close a golf course?

 

I think he said they have enough doctors and surgeons.

 

Why? Shouldn’t we leave that to the Doctors?

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Keep up Trev

 

Golf England call the shots. Government holds sway over them.

 

Don't worry. You won't be furloughed

 

Not while Pouchy's missus still has cash.

 

So my daughter can go back to Uni tomorrow ready for Monday, straight into lock down by Thursday and so then we can't see her for her birthday. Cool.

 

Yeah but if the course is closed you could just play anyway

 

Don't go back?

 

Technically she has to, her lessons are all 'live' not on Zoom.

I guess it's just a birthday at the end of the day - bigger picture and all that. But still frustrating.

 

Can't she have a sickness bug for a few days? Wink wink.

 

Having two daughters myself that definitely looks a silver lining to me.

Daughter away and no presents to buy. Win, win.

 

Heart of gold eh Trev?
I think you've spent too many evenings having to subsidise Albert's bar bill.

 

So lockdown just in time to avoid bonfire night fireworks displays.

The one night a year Jimmy gets away with trying to burn his old Y-fronts without the Police being called out.

 

Pretty much sums it up mate.

 

Stop Dorts playing 72 holes a day.

 

That reminds of the time I did 72 holes. Well the first 3 were pouchies lass.