What is it with the influx of Geordies trying to lure compliments about their team today? We've had 2 different ones come on asking which of their players we fear. Then when we say no-one we get accused of not knowing anything about their team. If only to get rid of them i'd like to say the following: I fear EVERY newcastle player. Especially Cabaye.
I went to a stag weekend at Newcastle and thoroughly enjoyed myself In all seriousness, lets not wind them up
Nah, sod it! They wear cap-less tee-shirts in the depths of Winter and speak a language that I refuse to believe emanated from these shores. Spare them no quarter, I say.
You can be a tart AND fit SNIAW. One refers to physical attributes, (which, in this case, are ubdeniably a pleasure to look at) and the other an attitude, (which neither you or I have a clue about, no matter what the Sunday papers may say.) As she is voted 12 in the FHM top hundred, I would imagine that there are a lot of people out there who disagree with your summation of Miss Cole.
I passed through Newcastle on the way to a stag do and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Does that count? Good things about Newcastle? Never been, but I'd suggest Chris Waddle, Paul Gascoigne and David Ginola (sort of...), for a start.
I should warn you Don't! visit the bar known as "The Bank" last time I was there a tranny sat on my lap and put my hands on his breasts... this lead to many mental health issues I'm yet to overcome.
I'd watch out for Benny if he plays and Tiote and Cabaye might ruffle a few feathers, however in all honesty I think Tottenham will end are good start. This will not bother me because we will realistically be looking 7/10th very best this season. I'd happily take a point and doubt it will be anything but loud at St James so might help us a bit.
I passed through Newcastle on the way to a stag do and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Does that count? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I passed a few logs in Newcastle...I was on an aeroplane heading for Aberdeen and hopefully pressed 'flush' at the right second.
