What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

What is it?

 

Yeah, used to drive up on Fridays after work and fish Bridgnorth but my first double figure fish came from the bottom of my garden on the river Kennet. 11lb 8oz.

 

Looks like bacon & egg?

 

Puff pastry rolled out ready for Cornish Pasty’s (large & mini).

 

that must be some fish. Maybe had 5-6lb ones regular. But something like that must run like hooking a bus.

 

why are you making mini ones. Just make more big greedy ones.

 

It looks so sad.

 

needs gravy and dried noodles.

 

Dont think that'd make it look any better tbh

 

I used a happy egg. Maybe you need some happiness in your life

 

Smaller ones are cheaper so those on strict budgets can afford a taste of home.

 

didn’t realise you were making to sell. They wouldn’t survive my strict in house taste testing

 

nice slice of black pudding.

 

Fook off Sweats, bastard

 

That was very nice. Sausages and bacon from the butcher.

 

Is that readymade pastry?

It all looks a bit too perfect

 

Very nice.

 

Thank you, I pride myself on my pastry. I use cheats puff pastry or blitz pasty as my Nan called it.
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Repeat three times, fold two more times without butter. Last one one the right went in the freezer for 10 minutes then I rolled it out to the thickness I required.