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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Really weird . Miss the people like crazy , had a zoom call everyday from 08:30 - 09:00 , but sure I made the right decision .
     
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    Its always better if it was your decision but yeah the lack of daily interaction can take some adjustment .
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sucky reckons he can do 15 double S&E McMuffins in an hour.

    That’s one every 4 minutes.

    The Rock eats 5k calories per day, broken over 6-8 meals.

    Sucky thinks he can bang 8,500 down in an hour.

    K Den bro.
     
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  4. Saintmagic

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    Sausage and egg McMuffins are disgusting, would struggle to choke one down
     
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  5. Quesadaad

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    Do you think I can do 10?
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    can be a bit dry but the cheese helps

    I’m talking about egg McMuffin without the sausage(obviously)

    but I enjoy them...plenty salt n pepper...sometimes I’ll put a hash brown in it
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not unless you’re already a proper fat bastard.
     
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  8. Quesadaad

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    Nah not fat. Quite big though.
    I’m fearing the worst tbh.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

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    I’d be surprised if you could do it but maybe it’s possible in an hour.

    If you want a good gauge of what your stomach can take, sit with a 2kg bag of porridge and some full fat milk (not skimmed as the sugar will make you sick) and see how far you get through the bag.

    If you think a McDonalds will be easier coz it tastes nicer guess again, I think after 4 it’ll taste like dogshit and you’ll start not giving a **** about the ton.
     
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  10. Quesadaad

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    Yeah that’s why I was hoping I could do 5 sausage and 5 bacon. Mix the flavours up a bit. I think 10 double cheeseburgers would be a lot easier too.
    ****s sake
     
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  11. Saintmagic

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    What about this?

     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That **** was on 9 after 4 minutes.

    Washing it down without chewing.

    Maybe I’m wrong about how many you could eat then, but it looks like something you’d have to pay me a lot more than £100 to do.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Are you allowed water?
     
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  14. Quesadaad

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    Yeah
    2l of pepsi max is what I had planned
     
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  15. Saintmagic

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    Yeah he’s a freak. The amount he can put away is incredible. Skinny as **** aswell
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Gassy <laugh>

    Good luck either way bro.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can’t imagine how he managed to dump 25 Big Macs on his next toilet visit. Probably felt like giving birth to Ronnie Coleman’s arm.
     
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    Dark nights suck
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Back in my early 20s me and my cousin went to a party in Northampton that went all the way to morning time ... got ourselves to McDonald's just as the menu was changing from breakfast and both ordered a Big Mac as we were suffering from the hangover munchies ...

    Wolfed them down and I said "could do another" he agreed and we went again ... he then says "could do one more" ... not sure if he is giving it some now so I say "me too" and we go again ... he's bigger than me, 6ft 2" but also 18 months younger so I've generally been the boss ... so just for the crack I say ... "could probably squeeze in one more" ... can see he's wobbling and I'm hoping he'll concede but he calls my bluff ... takes us ages but we down the fourth whilst giggling like a couple of girls ...

    4 Big Macs ... still my record but I won't be trying to beat it any time soon... was burping the taste for ****ing hours after <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Mordred? ... nobody's gonna judge you ... love moves in mysterious ways... <cheers>
     
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