1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

British Politics

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    ... and that would stop you being prime gammon why? ... Hitler wasn't German my dear Mr Whippy ... now make me up a double cornet with chocolate sprinkles ... there's a good gammon girl <laugh>
     
    #9361
    Toby likes this.
  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,789
    Likes Received:
    31,813
    Oh dear, young Abdul not give you a good hand job in Greggs earlier <laugh>:afro:
     
    #9362
    petersaxton and DUNCAN DONUTS like this.
  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2015
    Messages:
    67,219
    Likes Received:
    53,450
    Maggie Thatcher pics Incoming. <somersault>
     
    #9363
  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    You'll have to ask your mate the Saxpest ... you are in his territory there... give him your cornet to lick and me may let you water his orchid <laugh>
     
    #9364
    Edelman likes this.
  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    Oncoming? ... must be a Norfolk thing <laugh>
     
    #9365
  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2015
    Messages:
    67,219
    Likes Received:
    53,450
    Why did you change the quote you dolt ?
     
    #9366

  7. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2011
    Messages:
    24,665
    Likes Received:
    14,112
    Action: Black person burgles house
    Victim: Policeman, I saw a black man leaving my house with my flat screen TV
    Crazed leftie: Racist!

    Action: Muslim decapitates 70 year old woman
    Victim: Newspapers, I saw a muslim decapitate a 70 year old woman
    Crazed leftie: Racist!

    Action: Crazed leftie accuses jews of being involved in a conspiracy theory
    Sensible people: The Labour Party has too many anti semites in the party
    Crazed leftie: These are just smears with no foundation!
     
    #9367
    HRH Custard VC likes this.
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    Comes naturally ... like you with a cousin ...
     
    #9368
    Willhoops likes this.
  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    Action: Fat man eats pasty before paying for it in Greggs.

    Victim staff member : FFS Pete, how many more times? Pay for it first.
     
    #9369
    Toby and pompeymeowth like this.
  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    25,578
    Likes Received:
    15,526
    What absolute rot.

    What the **** meds, have they got you on?
     
    #9370
    Toby likes this.
  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2015
    Messages:
    67,219
    Likes Received:
    53,450

    Leicester <doh>

    The young British Pakistani women prepared to marry their COUSINS in order to keep their families happy - but risk giving birth to disabled children. It may be controversial but it is legal to marry your cousin in the UK. And for British Pakistanis the practise is common with an estimated 55 percent of them doing so In Leicester alone.
     
    #9371
  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    Best ask Mr Whippy... he's selling them from his van no doubt <laugh>
     
    #9372
  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    You'd fit in then mate ... apart from them obviously being a bit brighter than you <cheers>
     
    #9373
  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2015
    Messages:
    67,219
    Likes Received:
    53,450
    Leicester is an absolute toilet full of low IQ ugly third World Jihadi scum , it's like a ****ter version of Birmingham.
     
    #9374
  15. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2011
    Messages:
    24,665
    Likes Received:
    14,112
    Crazed lefties love low IQ ugly third World Jihadi scum
    Crazed lefties love gays
    Low IQ ugly third World Jihadi scum hate gays
    Crazed lefties don't know what to say about that!
     
    #9375
    HRH Custard VC likes this.
  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2015
    Messages:
    67,219
    Likes Received:
    53,450
    Quite the quagmire Pete
     
    #9376
    petersaxton likes this.
  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    25,578
    Likes Received:
    15,526
    Greggity!
     
    #9377
    FosseFilberto likes this.
  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    We welcome the less fortunate Simon ... that would certainly include you ... feel the love ... then get a job and stop sponging off yer mum ... there's a good lad <cheers>
     
    #9378
    Farked19 likes this.
  19. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2011
    Messages:
    24,665
    Likes Received:
    14,112
    They'll just make up a few lies
    talk about Bobby Ball dying
    and hope reality goes away
     
    #9379
    HRH Custard VC likes this.
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,020
    Likes Received:
    38,804
    ... and there was me thinking you had me on ignore, Greggity <laugh>
     
    #9380
    Edelman likes this.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page