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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    My inside guy says this is about alive as ACS's sex life.

    Just to note ACS, ****ing in your sports socks cannot really be classed as a sex life before you start.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 29, 2020
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Before Chippy can get in there....

    .... is sports sock your pet name for your wife?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 29, 2020
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Who's the guy inside you and what does he know about the deal?
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    She's not my wife. Don't believe in marriage.

    And no that's clap ridden tramp, why?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 29, 2020
  5. Benjamin_Sisko

    Benjamin_Sisko Well-Known Member

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    Nick De Marco has worked his magic...
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Oct 29, 2020
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This is a terrible attempt at a gag. You've basically had to invent something that wasn't there. You're basically Smug.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 29, 2020

  7. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    ElhaxmVXYAIWFvy.jpeg
     
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  8. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    So are you just guessing or have you had some inside info?
     
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    Fox Mulder, Oct 29, 2020
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Windy knows nothing
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 29, 2020
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  10. Benjamin_Sisko

    Benjamin_Sisko Well-Known Member

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    Watch this space....
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Oct 29, 2020
  11. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    4 weeks max until we get a breakthrough of some kind
     
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    Fox Mulder, Oct 29, 2020
  12. Benjamin_Sisko

    Benjamin_Sisko Well-Known Member

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    In other news....apparently a story may break in the next few weeks about the PL that will be the nail in the coffins of Richard Masters and Gary Hoffman.
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Oct 29, 2020
  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Just say. No one is judging you.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 29, 2020
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  14. Fox Mulder

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    I hope they commit suicide
     
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  15. Benjamin_Sisko

    Benjamin_Sisko Well-Known Member

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    I have it on very good authority that a national newspaper is planning to publish a story about the PL who have in response, applied for an injuction to stop publication.

    The story has nothing to do with NUFC.
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Oct 29, 2020
  16. Fox Mulder

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    Hopefully borat has got them guiliani style
     
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  17. Judge Death

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    I will ....
     
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    Judge Death, Oct 29, 2020
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    So what is your on good authority about NUFC then?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 29, 2020
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    my hat reminds me of the time your lass used your sports socks to scrub clean all of my Harry monk from her chin as she heard your car pull onto the drive. They were quite absorbent. Respect.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 29, 2020
  20. Benjamin_Sisko

    Benjamin_Sisko Well-Known Member

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    It is done.
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Oct 29, 2020
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