There’s friars in Las Vegas that go round getting chips off the punters and donate them to charity. They’re called the chipmonks.
Just seen in the local paper that there is a meeting of the Schizophrenic Society tomorrow. I’ve half a mind to go to it.
I called the Tourette's syndrome centre to book up for a meeting ... ... the woman told me to f**k off!
My wife told me she was leaving me last night after she discovered that i only had 9 toes. Turns out she's lacktoes intolerant