The trouble is that if you knew, and could post the info, you'd have done it ... ... I personally have no idea.
It'll be some tale of a previous escapade with the lads at the match, or a cheese based joke no doubt ... ... either that or more vague ITK ifs, buts and perhaps posted as facts.
A bit more specific, seeing as though this thread has discussed everything from Salma Hayaks tits to what we're having for tea.