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Man rips out own eyes in church

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Oct 3, 2011.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3849743/Man-rips-out-own-eyes-in-church.html

    WTF?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 3, 2011
  2. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    <boak>

    I like the picture on the article.



    Someone's eyes <laugh>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Oct 3, 2011
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He was obviously tired of the priest shagging his arse and decided he wanted skullfucked instead.
     
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    monacoger, Oct 3, 2011
  4. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    i see..
     
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    -jordan-, Oct 3, 2011
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    It's in case people didn't understadn what eyes were!!

    When Qatar where awarded the World Cup, did the sun not show a picture of a guitar crossed out next to a map of Qatar!
     
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    Null, Oct 3, 2011
  6. Null

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Null, Oct 3, 2011
  7. Tina_old

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    I heard he thought his eyes were medros and couldn't stand to be near anything to do with the rancid hun ****.

    Good on him.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 3, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Just your average Sunday in the Catholic Church.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 3, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's the papists for you.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    Bigot
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 3, 2011

  11. User Deleted

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    maybe he wanted to take them out to wash 'em
    shud be careful to not tread on and squash 'em.
    she thought it was a snake
    and hit it with a rake
    now its only 5ft 4
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Pam Ayres?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 3, 2011
  13. Tina_old

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    She's got a book out just now.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 3, 2011
  14. Null

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    ****in eyeti's!
     
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    Null, Oct 3, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Foxy Knoxy? Wow that was quick. Won't be long before the movie come out.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 3, 2011
  16. The Raging Oxter

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    "An eye for an eye".

    Bloke must have been schizophrenic and fell out with himself.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 3, 2011
  17. Jobby Funbags

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    There's already been a Foxy Knoxy movie.

    Honestly, the wee cheerleader bird out of Heroes (Hayden Panetierre) played her.

    I've not seen it but it sounds worth a **** <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Oct 3, 2011
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seriously? **** sake. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 3, 2011
  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    serious stuff
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 3, 2011
  20. Somerset_Scouse

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    Whats your obsession with him?
     
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    Somerset_Scouse, Oct 3, 2011
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