This forum is a time machine

Mods - can I point out that the clock is running about 3 minutes into the future?
Will you advise us ahead of Wenger quitting ?

 

As soon as someone says something sensible, we'll let you know

 

lol

 

Don't hold your breath though mate

 

I retire in a few months and fancy the Arsenal job - after all we have an old, stubborn, whingeing, disrespectful and batty manager.
I can do that easily for half the money.

 

Do you possess these attributes too?

 

I even have the mental strength.

 

Can you kick a water bottle or perhaps even resist the temptation to do so?

 

I have always avoided water bottles preferring my scotch neat.

 

I hope it is good Single Malt my friend

but please do tell

- how is your collection of red ties?

 

I have a very heavily used Black one - quite appropriate really.

 

Yes well the position is only open to those with red ties which will have to be presented for inspection

My black tie was swallowed by the hoover a few months ago so at least you still have one.